Mr. Jameson, teaching first period math

Mr. Jameson never enjoyed the first day of the year. The students were extra rowdy, no one remembered a thing and it took at least a week before he felt comfortable around the student body. Either way, he went to his first period math class to give them the annual spiel about how math is important and necessary to understand the world.

As he walked into the classroom, he told everyone to sit down. Being the first day, students shuffled about. He noticed that one chair was empty so he figured that someone wasn't there. Before he could call for attendance, he heard the morning announcements.

After the announcement was made, he instructed the female students to go to their lockers to change into their new school uniforms. When they returned, he felt like something was off but he paid no attention. He then went through the attendance with the class. A student, Aries Valefar, was not there but he knew that was just a clerical error and marked him present. Once he finished, he decided to start the class material.

After about twenty minutes, he hears the door open and close but no one came in. The female students start talking for some reason but he shushes them. With his back to the class writing out an equation, he thought he had heard a male student talking about "huge knockers" but thought that too weird. He heard a slight moaning sound but paid no attention to it.

He faced the class and asked for a student to answer the problem. Rebecca in the first row started saying, "But the Spanish Harlem comes at noon," as he heard other comments from the other female students. He shushed them all and asked again for a student to come to the board. Of course, no one raised their hand. He was about to pick on Brandon. He heard a voice tell him, "PICK A FEMALE, A HOT ONE" so he decided instead to ask Rebecca to come to the board. She looked like she was about to cry as she went to the board saying something about the need to travel to Gibraltar before GREXIT occurred and looking backwards at something or someone.

Of course, nothing of note was there. Rebecca grabbed a piece of chalk but immediately found herself pushed against the board. Mr. Jameason scolded her mildly about messing up the question but she again moaned for some odd reason as she was pushed back and forth against the board. The girls again starting jabbering about something but he kept having to shush them to get the class under control.

Rebecca meanwhile looked at her teacher and asked something about elephants in Zimbabwe. He told her that was not relevant to answering the math question on the board and if she did not take it seriously, she would find herself in detention. She continued finding herself slammed against the chalkboard and started crying again. The teacher was about to scold her some more when suddenly a voice told him, "LET HER GO BACK TO HER SEAT AND SOLVE IT YOURSELF," so he just shook his head at her and told her to sit back down.

Rebecca instead fell to the floor and kept moaning. Mr. Jameson instead moved over her and the boy behind her and rewrote the equation again before explaining the results to the class. He looked back and saw that all the female students were moving their eyes between him and Rebecca's antics on the floor. He tried to call on a few but when they started talking about Kim Kardashian coming out with a rap album, he just shook his head. He asked Brandon who then repeated what he had done.

He looked down at Rebecca who was lying flat on her back on the ground up at him with her boobs moving up and down as she breathed hard. Just as he heard the bell ring, he asked her if she needed a few minutes or needed him to explain again what needed to be done before her next class.